Profile pic checks out.

Because you share a lens prescription with Stevie Wonder. 

For $5,700, this needs to be your summer sled. Even during COVID times, I’m telling you, this thing is exactly what you need. I had one of these when I was living in St. Pete, and let me tell you something: I was still only marginally successful at attracting women.

“Moon-Shitter” would be a great name for a French shoegaze band.

I got to that point sometime around the “I don’t want no (insert anti-black slur of your choice) in the White House!” So 2008, I guess.

This.

Irish guy here. 2 points for minor speeding, 3 for more serious speeding. Then it really escalates. Get 12 in 3 years, lose your licence. Get more than 6 and Insurance becomes fun. 5 points for using your phone. And Insurance companies view that like DUI. Which is a ban.

Everyone is black in the dark.

No doubt this is absolutely the coolest PT cruiser that ever was.

I’ve found that a decent chunk of the far-right that are supportive of a full-on police state. Like not even unintentionally conflicting view points. They openly want it. 

Yup, I’ve gotten a lot of speeding tickets in my life, and I just refer to it as the “go fast tax” because I can afford it and basically the only penalty is financial. I still speed constantly, I just accept that every few months I’m gonna have to shell out some cash for the privilege.

Exactly.. Im an upper’ish middle class respectable, property owning white guy driving an Outback. I profile as about the most boring dude in the world and i still dealt w/all that bullshit.

Funniest thing I have read today. Thanks.

And then he somehow managed to fine James Harrison for it.

Such a classic!

It appears your assistant sent you the wrong website, I believe you meant to go here:

eat my balls

Liking photo of the red cow propped on driver door. Also your avatar.

All of them. Have you ever seen a red cow since this was made?

Ive had the pleasure, pure motoring pleasure, owning 3 different model Esprit Turbo’s.