You can’t defeat monsters by becoming one yourself.

He would have name-checked Muhammad Ali, but he banned The Muslims.

I’m sorry, the Volvo might be a nice wagon, but from 50 yards it looks like every other crossover/wagon on the road today and does not stand out. If you want to stand out in the parking lot you need one of these.

That car isn’t a Capri. It was a Mustang in drag.

Why? Because every time some asshole with no insurance, or not enough insurance, put himself through a windshield we all ended up paying his hospital bills.

That interior is so skeevy looking that I feel itchy just looking at it. Also, is that a damn CB radio? Breaker one-nine, good buddy. Meet me at the crack house.

I daily an ‘07 E61. It’s the best BMW I’ve ever owned and I’ve had many. My love for this longroof is unconditional!

This... a thousand times this.

They just burned a mosque in my hometown. Please report about it. https://www.victoriaadvocate.com/news/2017/jan/28/breaking-fire-consumes-victoria-islamic-center/

Let’s not forget what a craven coward Trump is to do this on a Friday night, the traditional blindspot in our 24-hour news cycle.

The Department of Justice reports that it was unaware of who in the White House was responsible for writing the immigration ban, which the President forced into action overnight with the executive order.

I’m 1,000x more afraid of being killed in a road rage incident by a Trump supporter with a handgun than I am about being harmed by a Muslim from another country.

You know that moment you read about in history, where a maniacal and power-mad despot trampled all over the rights of human beings and you wondered where people were to stand against this tyranny?

Uber’s pretty pissed about this too:

Good. This is asinine. Even if you hate Muslims this executive order is a poorly written piece of garbage that affects people you don’t hate.

Yes, I was completely mistaken. A scoff sound that came out his mouth was actually a confused look. Until this very moment, I was unaware that a noise is actually a look. You are commenting like a person who would know me personally and was at that bar that very day. You’re weird and your failures will haunt you…

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

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Has anybody else noticed that when you do see these old e23s around, they are almost always saddled with questionable wheels? Few are on the original hoops, and the wheels that are slapped under them are usually too-narrow, under-tired, (mostly terrible aftermarket) 5-spoke wheels of some sort - which just don’t fit…