No, the shortest. I was not normally a front end person, I worked the floor and stuff so I had things to do and wanted to get the hell out of there as fast as possible. I used to also have a “3 times” rule for things that didn’t scan. As long as it wasn’t something that I knew was really expensive, if I tried 3 times…

Exactly.  I worked in a grocery store for a long time - I never even looked at the fucking coupons.  Whatever it said, I just took it.  If the barcode didn’t scan, I entered manually.  It’s not worth the hassle to even argue.

I’ve been a passenger once in the SS.  I think that’s a hell of a car.  

GTI?

Read this from the LA Times earlier this year -

This thing is unreal. They even got the white completely perfect.  

If this happened here, that lady would never stop being indignant about the situation, nor would she be embarrassed.  In fact, she’d probably lodge a formal complaint against the rental company.

He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman

I hate when people/reviewers/readers say they don’t like a story because the protagonist is “unlikable”. Why does any character have to be “likable”? What does that even mean? Are they children? Are adult books with serious subjects new to them? So many questions. I see that a lot in amazon reader submitted…

Senator Jim Inhofe gives Gomer a run for his money in that “august” body..

Yea, my friend’s retired parents have one.  Also very cool.  

All of the above.  And the squeaky shocks.

My favorite thing about UPS trucks is their distinctive sound they make coming down the street.  You can tell just about immediately.  As can my dogs, who bark even if they don’t stop in front of our house.

I’ll take a chocolate soft serve cone, please.

Damn, that camper is super cool.

Must be something along the lines of a “social media influencer”.

I’m in the one word camp. Two words looks weird.

This loaner has an $8,500 carbon ceramic brake package and they are the most confidence-inspiring brakes I’ve ever felt. (They helped save the life of a possum last night.)

Buffets are gross and I hate them all. My in-laws always want to get the buffet at one of the Indian Casinos in east county when they visit, but we’ve finally put our foot down and said NO MORE. So gross. They get so caught up in the fact that there’s “so much to choose from” but for crissakes, you can only eat so…