Yep. Everyone should watch this -

The only way this works, I think, is with a mustache and a Hawaiian shirt.

You only have to press the button once to shut it off. When you lock the car, it turns off all the accessory stuff.

“One more thing, ma’am”

Take your star.

I think that’s what Bernard pocketed in his flashback - Ford’s “brain”.

Not sure who else - at the time they first started making records - BUT baby boomers would be listening to Roxy Music..

Her thumbs must either be super powered or have fallen off.

I’m with you. It wasn’t 1987 for crissakes..

I’ve read it twice and I’m going with the latter.. Especially since whomever this is just joined kinja to make two dickhead comments.

Take your star.

Get me to the slopes on time.

He found his niche and has stuck with his bullshit forever, that’s for sure. The asshat is on mid-day, tho. If he actually had to compete in a morning or afternoon drive slot, he’d have died a terrible radio death long ago.

“grown men who wear team jerseys to games ever should lose all grown man privileges.”

We don’t have a set rate. Lyft seems to have leveled off during peak times and is cheaper by quite a bit later - looks like right this moment - 842a CA time - it would be 23 dollars to take Lyft to the airport, getting me there in about half hour with traffic.

Last time I went to the airport - 10 mile ride for me - it was at 745am and 40 bucks. Which is what it was for a taxi for me pre lyft days. Still preferable for a variety of reasons.

At one point - 500 cheeseburgers ago - that might have fit him.. Trump’s tailor is another kind of criminal.. He fucking lives in NYC, he should have a standing schedule to have Martin Greenfield make him suits and tailor existing ones.

1099 rates might be a shitload higher, but in my market, the contractor hourly rate difference winds up literally being eaten up by what you’re having to go out of pocket as I noted. Most sr infrastructure roles here are direct hire FTE ~90-120/year and contracting maybe 60-65/hour - all depending on the company, of…

I hate taxis as well, for all the reasons you state. Although I will say that for rides to the airport for me, the price has crept up on Lyft - as I figured it would over time.