Money talks.

I hate new things too, brother. That's why I still drive a horse.

Do NOT go to Jizlopnik:

The Chrysler Pacifica also offers “Stow and Go” seating (except for on the hybrid, since that’s where the battery goes). It’s a newer platform than the Grand Caravan, a tiny bit roomier on the inside, and gets better fuel economy (even in non-hybrid form).

Yeah but his eyes go dark, darker than any darkness you’ve ever witnessed before. And then he yells “Hark! Hark! Neptune.” 

Jason, this is why Elon is freaking out

Sorry the comments are powered by a wheel I have to cycle under my desk and I have a weak bladder.

People who do tough dirty work for a living NEED a chrome-plated, $57,000 Sierra HD? Hmmmmm

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

Thank you for the explainer on the shady cruise industry. I am going to miss your snark and jalop knowledge. Business Outsider doesn't deserve you.

Defense contractor Government efficiency at work.

Same here. A professional truck driver put it best on a 60 Minutes piece recently:

Came here to say this!

Duh, anybody with an F-body with T-tops could tell them all about GM and leaks.

You can love a thing, be enthusiastic about it, and write well about it but find it inconvenient or find a lack of desire or ability to do basic things with it, especially if it’s your appliance.

Foodies are enthusiastic about food, but many don’t like dealing with the dishes that come with cooking their own.

Just to be clear, Subaru has no FUCKS to give.

That was a good, well researched story.  Thanks

From the citation of Thim:

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Yup. He was a notorious piece of shit in many, many ways. There was also a theory that Ford hated the Dodges because they included a Star of David in their hood ornament, but this is also pure rumor and speculation and seems to be untrue.