That’s not a joke, either:

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

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How do you know she’s an illegal immigrant? Are you assuming that because she’s Hispanic? My last name is Hernandez... That means i must be an illegal immigrant too even though I was born and raised in California! Holy crap, dude.. You need to wake up and smell the coffee.

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They just dumped toxic waste into the river and never cleaned it up. Other then that nope no responsibility at all....

We can’t make Mary Barra kill a guy.

Mr. Crissey’s logic – and yours, by extension – is fundamentally backwards. Labor is an expense, and a necessary one. Profits are literally the money that’s left over after expenses. To run a business properly, you must pay your expenses before you start taking money out of it.

Nah...the guys with the rubber mallets at the end of the line do that.

Can’t blame Zuk on that.

I tried the V8 thing with my engine. It’s bullshit. Didn’t work at all. It ran for like a minute, probably on the gas that was left in the fuel line, and then petered out. I’m going to give Clamato a try and see if that’s any better. I can’t find the premium octopus tomato juice stuff that’s supposed to prevents…

The trick to getting rid of the understeer was to chuck it into a corner while lifting off throttle, then when the ass end rotated, floor the gas and it pins the back where you left it and it carries that angle around the rest of the corner.

One of those cash-for-clunkers staging lots.

Stef, Slaska rally in English is simply Silesian Rally, never thought ill see Silesia/Slask on Jalopnik! As a silesian native im touched (runs away crying and mumbling something in Silesian).

Oh good, looks like I might be realigning a passenger rear door on a white F-150 XLT SuperCrew sometime in the near future.

This is totally unrealistic. Not a single Super Mutant anywhere.

Nice to see a Raptor do the work it was intended for.

“You ain’t fuckin metal ‘til you got a clutch pedal”