COTD

No, that’s pretty much what I expected

I would absolutely refuse to hire someone driving a Murano CrossCabriolet

ITAR export controls will keep aviation jobs in the US forever

Que?

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This take is both bad and wrong

I’d guess it’s a WRC3 car

Yes

They’re cool, but this was my favorite car in the video

No, it would certainly flow right off the clear coat. Maybe if you submerged the whole car in it for a few weeks it would do the trick

Torch said he thinks it’s probably a way deeper feud between the neighbors

Also roof crush, among other things

Sure, why not? They can always make more humans

Gotta get that 5 star

Well, you could get creative with a welder and an angle grinder...

Last time I checked, the Onion is still in English

Because racecar

Sounds like the parents of millenials are really shitty!