But if you throw it out you damn well better look into that lunch bag to see what she packed, lest you get home and she asks what your favorite part of the meal was.

With DIrectTV i can take my favorite TV shows with me everywhere i go. With Cable, I get exposed for being a subpar CB who benefited from Pro-Bowl safeties and a scheme that kept me from being exposed. Get DirecTV so you don’t end like Cable Me, playing for Chip Kelly in a city whose fans may kill me.

Gee you mean taking an average corner away from three all pro secondary players may expose him? Who knew?

Grabbed a screencap of Cosio’s latest draft, which suggests the 49ers fans went “a little too far” by attacking a man from behind and then gang beating him for the crime of being a roudy road fan.

Funny, that’s not what he’s saying in the version I saw:

I’ve tried to explain to my friends that the only way to actually win with this website is to start with a large bankroll (10k) and play hundreds of $5-10 games a week. Then you need to set up a system that will generate lineups for you based on the site’s salary cap and generate a “points per dollar” value of a…

Do you really think we’re going to fall for this? Stop trying to discourage the competition so you can selfishly win all of the money, Barry.

The biggest problem that I had with Week 1 was not seeing enough about DraftKings or FanDuel. How much money is available? Is it real money? Who can win? Have there been a lot of winners?

The world may never know.

“They appear to be keeping some very important secret from one member of their team, who keeps hanging around the fringes trying to eavesdrop...”

Well, see the reason is, wait, hold on,

The breaks after kicks need to die. Especially kick offs. Score points, break, kick off, break, immediate turnover, break, Cleatus murders everyone in the stands, break, watching Jim Tomsula go back to his old job of cleaning up dead bodies, break, watching Jim keep his spoon in his soup, break.

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

This reminds me of when a little kid asks about war or something and you just can’t explain its role in society.

Damn. Wait a second...... football might suck

I’ve always thought that sports gambling should be legal in America, but this football season has changed my mind. I can’t imagine the ad onslaught such deregulation would bring. I might have, like, read a book. (shutters)

You gotta go with the pug in the first round of your animal abuse fantasy league. People are gonna tell you to take the pitbull, but pugs mights just forget to breathe and grab you those early death points.

You literally have fantasy football guest post ads on Deadspin

FanDuel huh? If they’re paying out that much for fantasy football, maybe they should take out some TV advertisements!