Obviously staged. If it was real, the Ferrari would have barbecued itself before hitting the Volvo.

I can see the larvae in his chin scrotum writhing and undulating in expectation. Is queso some sort of substitute amniotic fluid that he uses to provide them with nourishment until he can find a suitable host to implant them into? We need answers.

For me, it’s really simple:

What was the temperature as well? -2 to about +2 makes things pretty nasty; it’s not quite water and it’s not quite ice and it’s not quite snow.

On another subject: Are we witnessing his combover generating lift?

Exactly. Ignoring the campaign itself and making it about misogyny was a fatal flaw on the part of the Democrats. Hillary ran a flawed campaign that utterly failed to resonate with anybody — the canary in the mineshaft was the “I hate both of them” that every single water cooler conversation in America revolved…

Ferris wheels. That would have fixed everything.

Look at those awful welds too.

Still, great to see so much support for these young men suffering from severe autism spectrum disorder.

Good, except that the universe of Dune shuns computers and non-organic forms of intelligence, so the bio-mechanical Sardaukar would have been an impossibility.

Meanwhile, the old T&C has tremendous visibility. And a standard backup camera so that you can avoid squashing the neighbour’s kids.

And your name is Dallas. Are you into amateur porn or vigilante justice?

What’s your primary sense?

Definitely a female. Probably overweight. It’d be easy to figure out who it was based on how they speak, but unfortunately everybody in Georgia talks like a punch-drunk inbred. Since I haven’t narrowed it down at all, I guess we’ll never know.

I gouged my hand open with an angle grinder by trying to not think about the election results. I figured that if I took the afternoon off from work and undertook a small welding project, somehow things would make more sense, or at the least, I’d be able to point at something post-Trump that I was in control of. Alas.

Dear Ashley,

Dear Americans:

How the fuck did this happen? They were guilty as hell, there was enough evidence to send them away for whatever the maximum sentence was, and nothing.

And with that, obese people everywhere started clicking away at their keyboards, infuriated that somebody suggest that they lay off the sugary drinks, get off their fat asses, and go outside once in a while.

The Marauder is the only car on that list without an Achilles Heel. Even the otherwise reliable Roadmaster is cursed by the dreadful optispark.