He looks like a skin graft on a facial transplant.

Not sure I agree. I think that all it takes to be “black metal” these days is a crazy fast drummer and a four track.

Some Abbath music (not very Beatles-like):

Yet totally legit:

1980 Cadillac Fleetwood.

Not totally true. Black metal is better associated with Norwegian national identity and culture than it is with religion; According to Varg (one of the perpetrators), the church burnings were an extremely belated response to the imposition of Christianity on Norway, not an aggressive assertion of Satanism or any other…

Not so:

That is a seriously fucked up cool engagement photo. Kind of like Abbath’s recreation of Abbey Road:

That drawing of WW would be great if her head wasn’t four times larger than it should be. That, or she’s three feet tall.

Horses for courses. Camaro owners aren’t trying to impress the mentally child-like with an OMGSWEETBURNOUTLOLBBQ at a CC, they’re trying to impress actual children into their cars at an elementary school.

I think his nemesis would have to be a Stingray.

It’s going to continue to be funny as long as morons who have deep emotional relationships with their cars continue to wreck them in displays of unbelievable stupidity.

BA-dum-pish.

I think your stats are backwards.

Cutting out the aiming, squatting, and commentating, a golf game has maybe 25 turns. Civilization takes that many turns to get your early game rolling.

Pair this with the naive science fiction dream of putting the energy output of a nuclear reactor into a cell the size of a AA battery. Accidents aside, some idiot from Florida would either throw one of these into a camp fire after raping and cannibalizing a manatee (because in Florida, no crime is anything less than…

Where do the batteries go, and which ones have multiple vibrate settings?

I’m concerned that you might be retarded.

Aaaaand already talking about molesting the Aston with a bunch of useless mods like a “performance” exhaust, and putting dumb stickers on the back window.

They put it nicely: The Bentley is a German take on a British car, marketed at Chinese millionaires.