Serious question: Is that poor old man with dementia still allowed to drive?

You do realize that Trudeau is doing a pretty decent job, right? People are happy, the economy is recovering from its 9-year oil bender, and we’re starting to consider raising interest rates back to reasonable levels.

You’re not very good at understanding Canadians. Here’s the translation:

Highest compared to what? The other denizens of the Hell-pit where he resides when he’s not tormenting mortals?

Polyester and methane?

If you want a better-built car, don’t go European.

11. Does it come with turn signals, but a driver who’s unable to activate them?

The headline is bullshit: “Shark traps itself in a cage and panics” is a better one.

That’s Jenkins. His responsibility is the under-table area.

Just buy a stomach pump and set it up near the dining table. People will draw one of three conclusions:

teacups filled with concrete.

Autism ftw.

Jeep Cherokee.

Good call on paying off the mortgage as fast as possible; the interest rate may be low, but it’s far more than you’d get through low-risk investment.

He’s got the chair by the pussy from the look of it too. So, at least he’s honest about his approach to sexual assault.

The tiny little Pocket Tortoise! may not finish first, but he finishes.

This is fucking retarded.

There’s nothing stopping him... he’s already grabbed the GOP by the pussy. He even twisted it around a bit for good measure.

“Mr. Johnson, name one appliance in a typical American household”

That’s Peter Thiel’s thing, not Hillary’s.