That’s sweet. Nothing says gamer like statutory rape.

There is no “white” culture any more than there’s “black” culture. There are different tribal customs that different subgroups of humans practice. Almost all of them include, in some way, being shitty to your neighbours.

You forgot to weave the 9/11 narrative into this. 2/10.

Impersonating Captain Highliner seems to be at the top of his list right now.

Robert Jordan was the inspiration for this sort of writing. Tragically, he died before he could finish his 4 volume description of the marble hallway that Rand al’Thor was walking down, so we’ll never know if he made it to the bathroom in time.

Don’t you guys have a second amendment for a reason?

Fraud: Wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain.

Because, like most people, he outsmarted himself rather than VW. If he takes this to court, he’ll lose badly: The judge will interpret the spirit of the agreement, and his bad faith will not score him any points or dollars.

No. It’s:

He fucked himself by acting in bad faith and attempting to defraud VW.

Lionel Hutz, is that you?

He got his 15 minutes.

Because fraud. He’s not Robin Hood, he’s a scavenger who thought he’d outsmarted the system.

Engine by Orville Redenbacher.

Vigo, the Carpathian.

You don’t get to play this card because you are accepting their remedy. Legally, you are whole. So fake moral arguments aside, the truth is that you’re hoping to slip through the cracks with your deliberate malfeasance and hoping that they either don’t catch on, or don’t think it’ll be worth it enough to pursue it.

How do you know that? Why would the title matter if this was the case? I wish you luck, but if VW doesn’t come down on you like a ton of bricks, I’ll be surprised.

Enjoy getting denied your payout because you’re trying to defraud VW.

What’s that in his nostril?