Trump lives life by his own terms: “Carpe per naturale eius debent.”

A potato and Skeletor. That poor man.

Wasn’t that Rambo?

I read what I think you thought was a punchline, but I’m still not clear on what species you are. The fact that you can write already makes you extraordinary, whatever you end up being.

I think we’re owed a comment from Twizzlers about Peter Thiel. Afterall, the red ones look like umbilical cords, and umbilical cords are where the freshest, tastiest, most immortality-inducing stem cells are found.

Peter Thiel has gained the ability to see the entirety of space-time by subsisting on a diet consisting of placenta, stem cells, and the spice melange.

Altoids thought it would never happen, and instead of voting stayed up all night playing Counterstrike.

You can’t see awfulness until you reproduce? What species are you?

If it turns out that he has a sensitive side that he only exposes to his secret black boyfriend while weeping after sex, then he’d sink like a Russian nuclear sub.

That’s a real “What would Jesus do” for the evangelicals to roll around on their overdeveloped sense of self righteousness.

Really? No, hogging is not on all straight male bucket lists. Still, I do know what it is.

This is not how straight guy talk goes. Usually, it’s favourite bands/teams, anecdotes about dumb co-workers/managers, and how cool it would be to some day learn to tig weld.

We need trophy bone-pits for the skulls of people who do this sort of thing. Just tear their fucking heads off, drop them in the bone pit and let them rot.

All he needs is an umbrella and his journey towards becoming the Penguin is complete.

I love these. Of all the boats, the downsized Cadillacs looked the best.

What’s it powered on? Krill?

Yeah, the 288 and 308 take my vote as well.

I wonder whether there are casinos in the Gamma Quadrant to bankrupt.

It failed to camp the health packs, or strategically deny access to the stronger weapons. Still, very impressive.

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