Skin colour.

This is insane. The police are acting like an occupying army rather than the community’s protectors.

I’ll give you a hint, gramps: If you’ve “walked this earth” for a long time, you’ll be dying soon. A Trump Presidency will get you scattered out of a Folger’s can by your kids and grandkids.

If the Revolution ever comes, it’ll be because people did stuff. You’re doing the opposite of that. You’re doing nothing and patting yourself on the back, as if petulantly refusing to exercise your democratic responsibility somehow makes you Che Guevara.

Barbara Bush has a pickled miscarriage in a jar. Would she be a better presidential candidate?

The car is front wheel drive, so definitely an ironic “mod”.

Into the lungs of hell we go.

Enjoy the nanoparticle cancer.

Guessing those are big in Australia.

Three little words: Union salary grid.

It looks like a pink vagina-weevil.

Yeah - it’d really suck if you were to finish a pretty decent career as a yoga instructor, retire to the country, get an unlisted number, and then every two weeks or so have some starry-eyed orphan show up thinking you’re their long-lost father because your ex-brother-in-law thought it’d be HIIIIILARIOUS to slip…

Watch out for green midgets.

Best explanation ever.

Did a blood tsunami then come out of the elevator?

Here’s an idea: DON’T FUCKING HAND HIM YOUR PHONE. Email or message the pic you want to share and done.

Jeffrey Dahmer would have been proud of that metaphor.

The mind recoils in horror, but only for a second. Then curiosity kicks in and MythBusters experiments begin to take shape.

Is it coincidental that VW also owns Lamborghini? They’re just tiered versions of the exact same thing. Neither “brand” produces a vehicle that’s good for anything but driving really slowly down public streets and being noticed. The lower tier version is for crooked real estate agents and rap stars, while the upper…

The more billionaires that die in them, the better.