Regardless of its top speed, I will be waiting patiently for photos of the wrecked, drowned and immolated carcasses of these cars once they reach the hands of the billionaire-moron class. Extra points if insurance refuses to cover them.

Not even wealth - attention. Wealth doesn’t get them headlines; being trashy does.

Jenner is an uninformed moron. Once you get past that, she can say or do whatever she wants, as long as it doesn’t involve any more vehicular homicide.

Have you met Tom? Hating somebody with every fibre of your being who you haven’t met is pretty kvlt.

That would be true if he didn’t take it on public roads.

I don’t know what this, but creativity isn’t it.

The fat homeschooled kid with diabetes doesn’t approve of you, savethekitties.

Or the General Motors D body.

Done properly, a manager:

The 1948 Tucker’s middle light turned with the front wheels...

It’s very male. The guys are just standing around talking casually, while the women rip and suck at them like ravenous cannibals driven into a feeding frenzy by the sight of dick.

And probably more reliable too.

The width of the road facilitates the use of tanks in the city.

There’s a deficit on smoke detectors in Russia. That much radioactive material would require that sanctions be lifted.

On the positive side, he’d presumably already experienced a fate worse than death by driving that midget KGB thug around.

I’m applying for Mexican citizenship so that I can be ready with a shovel.

I disagree. If she does it, then it’s exactly the right amount. If she kills other people doing it, it was a bit much.

I was hoping for something more like Hitchens’ take on Falwell:

It would make them vulnerable to Cylon viruses.

Awww. I’m looking forward to “Naughty Celebrities Who Ride, Shiny and Chrome, on the Highways of Valhalla”.