Yeah, I’d have started with a Roadmaster and kept it stock-ish looking on the exterior. Unassuming is what happens when cops don’t pull you over because they think you’re a veteran of the Korean War and don’t want to hear about your adventurers as a tailgunner.
They replaced all of it with aluminum.
Strangely though, the Chrysler Town & Country gets great reviews.
Gag Halfront to Trump’s Zaphod Beeblebrox.
How did a raging idiot like this ever make enough money to buy, much less wreck an car for the sake of proving some arbitrary point?
Ashley has a keenly honed killer instinct, which enables her to see the sport in everything, from domestic abuse to Rupert Murdoch’s zero-gravity sexual proclivities with virgin river otters.
“Fucking Shill for Abortions”
Surprisingly, when I googled ‘sex tiger’, instead of a plethora of lame personals ads featuring short, fat, spray-tanned men with stringy hair, gold chains, and late-model Corvettes, I only got actual tigers. Having sex. Obviously. I don’t know whether to be disappointed or relieved. Help.
God damn WoW looks old now.
Guess which movie I won’t be going to the theatres to see.
Should have called it the Cobra Commander
“Often” isn’t the same as “always” and “well over” isn’t the same as “exactly”. L2English.
Look, the only point I’m trying to make is that different people in life have different priorities and values. Not everybody likes huge gatherings; they’re not bailing on you because they’re trying to fuck with you. They just don’t like large gatherings, for whatever reason.
“Let me tell you about my mother.”
It’s clearly a conspiracy to prevent you from catching a movie and having beer. Ever though of doing it without the whole platoon?
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.”
I just assume that people who plan activities years in advance and then use guilt and passive aggression to bully people they know into going would probably plan the hell out of this sort of thing.
Unless the necklace is a horcrux.
boring.
