I had a nose job a few years ago. I had a bump removed. It always bothered me. I saved up the money. Do not regret. I tell most people about it too, and it seems to normalize plastic surgery a bit for them. Like oh, really? Hmmm... Ok. Moving on.

Girls is a natural fit for Britta — as we all know, she lived in New York.

... which would make her about 228 months pregnant.

"Don't ask to look like a celebrity. Look like you," he remarks. "If you need someone as inspiration, fine. But just be the best you can be, don't worry about everyone else."

if it was your 4.5 billion you would care if you were him, no matter how much money you had left over. people do not get that wealthy without taking money seriously.

i have always had a soft spot for the jenner sisters because they kind of got thrown into the fame situation without asking for it, and i personally feel as though they've handled it throughout their teens in a healthy way. that being said, i've always found kendall to be strikingly beautiful, but i'm beginning to…

SO true. I definitely had times when I was younger where I let peer pressure lead me away from relationships that probably would've been fulfilling purely because of societal expectations and fears. Of all the mistakes I've made in my life, those are the ones I'm most ashamed of.

You know, I think she raises an interesting point in this rant. I was overweight in high school and I found it really noticeable that overweight boys had a habit of acting repulsed or even frightened by me. The conventionally good looking guys were usually pleasant or even friendly towards me. It was as if the…

I have really only barely seen this campaign but it never occurred to me to think that it would be literally one of the missing girls. Clearly it was a professional shot rather than a family snapshot so it would be unlikely to be a photo the family just happened to have. And how would you decide which of almost 300…

The only time I buy fashion/women's/celeb magazines really is when I am traveling (airport/long car ride) and I tend to pick those based on the cover.

No body shaming here (and can we retire 'scary skinny'? it's just rude), but I do find it funny Hollywood just happens to be filled with all these genetic anomalies who lose massive amounts of weight as they age for no apparent reason. It's pretty much a formula at this point:

This is something that most of the "I don't tip" people don't understand — even if you don't tip for whatever bullshit reason, the server still pays taxes on the estimated income. People who don't work in the service industry have no idea that there is a box on every W-2 for reporting tips, which is filled out by the…

"The Law is reason free from passion" Aristole. (Yes, this was in Legally Blonde. I can't do anything about that.)

"Many Americans have friends and family scattered all over the country, which makes it harder to tie the knot on the cheap."

Our Jonathan, who art in the office, hallowed be my reservation. If you are able, hold my table, at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7:00. Have them delay our heavenly dessert, and forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those who cause lateness against us.

Yeah good luck having those abs after having a couple of kids, buddy.

Everybody peeps?

full disclosure: when the royal wedding happened, I didn't think much of Kate. Don't ask me why, she just seemed kind of smug. But she is so fricking normal that i can't help but like her.

Stealing this observation from Go Fug Yourself, but I think (besides the readily apparent cuteness) it's touching to see Prince William enjoying a happy family life as an adult considering how strange and sad much of his own childhood must have been.