I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

"I'm an idiot who thought I wouldn't be overly impressed by expensive foundation and now nothing compares. Whoops." Right?

French Montana

Selena, honey, no. Stay away from the Biebs, and also those pesky Kardashians.

Prince William must have been reading Jezebel's grumbles because he's been carrying the royal baby! I just about died over the miniature baby cardigan.

I don't think you'll be cast aside - you just may need to adjust your activities with those friends. My kids are with me A LOT, because child care is freaking expensive and I don't have more hours in my day or week to work to cover a ton of childcare expenses, and besides, who wants to be at work MORE when they could…

"better weight"

Isn't that what betches are? Or am I getting the definition of betches wrong?

Yeah okay, but did he get into Greendale?

I was involved with exactly one prank this year - I helped a friend who writes fan fic and has a bit of a following in her fandom write a fan fic that started out relatively normal (I mean it was smutty, so take of that what you will) and devolved into a plethora of bad erotic cliches. Manhoods were throbbing, inner…

wikipedia did not like the ending either:

Yeah, I don't see this as an issue of privilege. Unless you are applying for a job at a fast-food establishment, you don't put McDo on your work experience. Trust me, as a person who routinely hires staff, I don't want to see your time as head window person at the drive-thru if I am hiring you as a research…

It's not only a matter of rich kids being spoiled and ignorant towards the realities of poor students. I've found it hardest to come to grips simply with how many more opportunities in life my more-fortunate peers have. My roommate comes from a wealthy family, but she's very aware of her privilege and is a lovely,…

I've grown up in a low-income household but am at a very expensive private college where most people here are upper class. Once I was with a few women that were complaining that they were trying to buy a shirt that all the students are expected to buy (not required, but it's a tradition) and they were all out of S and…

Stunning! She's having such a moment right now, and I love it. I know not everyone likes her show (I do, with a few caveats), but she's an unabashedly smart, funny, talented WOC who's killing it all over the place and (seemingly) enjoying the hell out of it.

Reduced CALORIE option. Soda doesn't have fat and neither do Slurpees

That pic does not even look like Kourt. Also not gonna lie, I'll probably watch that show. They're the two best sisters hands down. (Khloe>Kourtney>Kendall/Kiley>Kim)

I guess the big difference here is that we're used to revering greedy rich white dudes and the women who marry them, but to do the same when the husband is black and the woman is on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Oh, well, that's a new low.

Back when we were a couple but before we shared a living space, Christmas was coming around and I told my honey how I missed decorating, but somehow it was just too much bother for one person. Well, a few days later I came home and found he'd bought a artificial tree (the kind with lights built in) and set it up in my…

Why do people make such a big fucking deal about pooing? Everybody does it. Just poop when you have to poop. Wipe well, from front to back. Turn on the fan or shoot a blast of the air freshener that's sitting on the back of the toilet. Close the door. The end.