Lets talk about a 46 year old car in comparing safety technology? No lets not, because that is nonsensical. That same age of car was as vulnerable or more to mechanical failure of brake, driveline, and steering components as any modern car is to electrical failure of the same.

We already have throttle by wire, brake…

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Don’t let his looks deceive you: he is quite healthy for a North-American reptile-brained, hate-yam. Such a color is common to all species of gummivore. If anything, blame his lackluster people-suit.

I keep waiting for him to have a total breakdown on live tv. Like crying, yelling, tearing off his clothes. Any day now

Only place you can’t put tinfoil.

Makes sense; the standard is “best interests of the child” and if the child has been actively raised by his three parents, it’s in his best interests to continue to be raised by the three of them.

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

I’m only commenting because I’m loving the fact that someone is using a Hugh Laurie as Prince (Regent) George from Blackadder III as a GIF.

I evaluate a lot of corrosion-related structural damage in my line of work.

Steve Bannon looks like Seth Brundle if they remade The Fly using a syphilis bacterium instead of a housefly.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

He should just use the ol’ “they’re under audit” excuse. Works every time.