Should we take time to venerate the screw fly maggots writhing and falling out of his wounds as he shambled, zombie-like, from the cave where they tossed his semi-flayed carcass?

Given your user handle, my condolences on that.

Why are the two mutually exclusive? I’d be happy to let an iPhone-enabled self-driving car take me to and from work, and then have one of these monsters for fun on the weekend.

Setting herself up as America’s Evita, is she?

Who are the elite, by you?

Why not? The closest they get to real action is wearing surplus camo to the grocery store, bragging that they’re the only thing standing between the Terrurists and the local Jiffy Lube to anybody at Church who’ll listen, and masturbating furiously on the toilet to a fantasy rape scenario involving the green-eyed…

C’mon. Didn’t you see Rambo 1?

The glovebox temperature gauge is actually located inside the heater core compartment. You need to remove the dashboard, both fenders, and the cooling system to be able to read it.

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His eyes will shift slightly to your right, to the big brightly lit “0” on the display, as he writes you a ticket and reaches meow number 20.

Yes, but how will I know that the glove box is a safe temperature to open?

As a gigging musician, I need the audio jack if I’m going to use their device. As it stands, the iPad Air2 may very well be my last Apple.

How does it mean that? “Analog” speedometers are electronic now too.

It’s a job. When most people advance their careers by moving to different companies, they don’t have to contend with autistic quarter-wits venting their fear of change by sending their ex-coworkers death threats for failing to quit in solidarity.

Heavily armoured bulldozer trucks with gunports: Easier than fulfilling all those election promises you made.

Paul Ryan looks like a cross between Walter Matthau, Clive Owen, and a lemur. Has anybody else noticed this?

I can share his pain; my family name is Bukkake.

Don’t blame just the administration here. There are people who are carrying out its wishes that will need to be remembered and brought to justice when this is all over. No pass for brownshirts.

Trotsky wasn’t gunned down. He had an ice ax forcefully implanted into his head. The blood loss and trauma killed him several days later.

It would explain a lot.