Greg, you should mention something about his homophobic hate DMs on twitter to random followers. Might make some of the people in here who are kind of on the fence that I've been seeing make up their mind on what a scumbag this guy is. It's not the partying. That's all good bro, I'll partake in some nose clams with…

The horrid writing aside (Cartoonish? Ugh what are we in creative writing 200 in community college?) there is also a mangled paraphrase.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.

Or he was drunk, and wanted to get away before someone with a breathalyzer showed up. "Fleeing the scene of an accident" is a much more minor ticket than "DUI".

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He hit the post but counted it as a goal because Vladimir Putin does not care for borders.

Who retweeted what being news must mean I'm in some sort of special level of hell.

Dear actual moral Christian people,

Fuck Arizona, and fuck you if you support this.

Wooorldstaaaaar?

Jesus. Johnson was playing with a torn PCL and a broken hipaa.

I know you're a huge commenter on Deadspin but that's a really shitty thing to post about someone getting murdered. Was that lame joke really THAT important that you just couldn't refrain from posting it?

Fair enough. I bet that if you took 1,000 runners and said "For this race only we want the whole group to run the lowest possible aggregate time, individual times will not be reported back to you and there will be no pace runners (and you aren't allowed to wear a watch or timing device)" You'd see much closer to a…

That's so unlike De La Hoya. Usually, he likes to keep the purse for himself.

No surprise here. I assume that every dude I see in Miami who wears a Speedo is a pusher.