I think EVERY recent reno in Brooklyn has that tile in the kitchen and bathroom. I hate it.

In years where he started 10+ games his QB rating was 104.2, 91.0, 82.6 and 97.4.

Ohhh I love me some Turkish Delight. I blame this bitch, and this martini.

For anyone that’s looking to experiment but isn’t sure of the flavors of the things they’re going to be using, I suggest getting a diffuser and essential oils of what they’re going to be adding. Seriously.

In a synesthesia-kind-of-way, you’ll be…

You can carry 12 cans of beer in a pair of cargo shorts if you do it right

I switched out my routine at the beginning of the year: I started with diet as it seemed the most important thing.

How do you smash a plastic bottle?

There are two types of people: Those who work in food service, and those who think they know what food service is.

I’ve rarely ever complained, never asked for my money back, entered a restaurant 15 minutes before close, anything like that. If my burger or steak isn’t cooked to medium rare, and it’s medium, it’s…

Depending on where you are

The little league dugout was good enough for Stacy, freshman at Ridgemont High, to lose her virginity.

I know which ham sandwich yours is!!

Even still, I’m a Jets fan, so I would take Eli as QB in a heartbeat.

I have a container for tap water in the fridge so it is colder when I want it. Surely that isn’t beyond anyone.

Ugh. So Messi.

and what was your last interest rate on a loan?

your advice is bad.

As the prophecy has foretold, we finally have the Brook Lopez/Jeremy Lin combo AKA the Brook-Lin Pick and Roll combo in Brooklyn. This is a great day for everybody

If Phil sees this post, and goes and gets Eric Gordon, me and you are gonna have PROBLEMS buddy lol

It’s going to be fascinating to look back at some of these deals in a few years. The figures are eye-popping, but this is essentially an unprecedented free agency period, given the massive cap jump this year.

I fucking LOVE free agency

This shit drives me nuts. How hard is it to put the roll on the fucking holder?