Oh man, can you tell me what buttons are?

No, he’s just got half the L’s.

I’m lucky if my wife is still awake after the cab ride home, your Oreo destruction sounds lovely.

Dude, get on it. HTTM is one of the most underrated comedies of the past 10 years. Just remember to go into it, how do you say it, oh yeah, drunk.

Last night was a tough one for me. Got home at 10:30pm ET, was like, man I hope the Nets are still in it, nope, they were done. But then, it was 1st quarter of an NBA game and boom the Sharks were down 3-0. Flipped between the games and some Seinfeld for about an hour or so, started to doze and then woke up to a…

You haven’t lived till you’ve seen one man doing both at the same time.

“grey squirrels are preferred to red squirrels, which are quite gamey in flavor”. And that’s where the line is drawn.

Oh I feel you on that, I’m much more likely to drop $100 on an omakase than I am to get all-you-can-eat at this point but the Sushi Armada was pretty darn spectacular.

I say this with all due respect and as an honest question. Are the Jackets a big deal in Columbus? I just don’t know how big the following is. And congrats! As a Rangers fan, it sucks we didn’t get TB’s first round pick, but I do kind of enjoy watching Rangers South lose.

Chicago is light years ahead of NYC on the whole in-unit or even in-building laundry options. Every time I go out there, people act like I’m insane because I have to go to a laundromat (I drop off because I’m fancy and folding laundry is my least favorite activity).

Sunset Park man, there’s your answer. Been to LA, been to Mexico City and Tacos Matamoros and El Broco can definitely hang.

Even though you might seem like an old fart, you can still bring books to a restaurant for a kid to read. Screentime for young children can be quite damaging to their developing mind and definitely their ability to self-entertain. And now I sound like an Old Fart.

You’re right, Thor talking about all of his family being killed off and being actually visually depressed about it wasn’t interesting or surprising at all. And nope, him flying to Nidavellir and literally withstanding the power of a star, nope, not interesting. And this is my Thor comment.

You and Drew aren’t reading enough Skillet. Go ask Claire and she’ll tell you the right answer, Duck Fat.

Man, that beer tour used to be awesome. They gave you like unlimited tastings and you got to try all their fun experimental beers. I went back a few years ago and tastings were quite limited and I don’t think we got anything out of the standard offerings.

Luckily enough in NYC we have both A affiliates for the Yankees and Mets. Two of the most beautiful places to watch a game as well.

6'5" yowza

At Costco, I feel like you need to spend $6 for 15 days worth of chicken thighs.

A friend of mine invited me to his restaurant for an omakase a couple of months ago. While there, after settling in, etc, the sushi chef told us that we need to eat the fish when it is placed in front of us, don’t wait for everyone to get their dish, just eat it. Apparently the combination of the fish oil, and any…

My buddy gets fancy dinner reservations at 9pm Sunday night Chicago time. Everyone else is Gaming Thrones, he is Gaming the system.