Also, it’s quite a large boat and is quite stable.

Hey man, me using a toilet on a ferry with no stall doors wasn’t exactly an easy decision in my life, it was a necessity.

Yep, I’m the only one.

The Staten Island Ferry, which carries roughly 65,000 people a day, is fortunate enough to have bathrooms. The bathrooms range from all stainless steel prison toilets with no seats (on the newest boats!) to the great, NO STALL DOOR bathrooms. I’ll tell you there is nothing worse than having to drop one with the fear…

Yep, you have to replace your purse with a see-through bag but a giant umbrella that blocks the view of an entire section above you? That’s cool.

That’s what I was referring to. I literally couldn’t land the plane, I would play the first level and then die every single time.

Now that was some difficult 8 Bit flight simulating!

So if Amari Cooper gets you a #1, Patrick Peterson gets you, let’s see, he’s got five more Pro Bowls, a few all-Pros, a premium position...someone get Ditka on the phone?

No offense to Mrs. Gumbercules, but when a place offers your freshly shaved truffles on anything, you’ve got to be prepared for a STEEP upcharge. It’s not like freshly ground pepper, those little funghi are quite pricey.

This drives me nuts, pink slime is ok but healthier meat from an animal that is a literal nuisance in the country it’s from? No dice.

I’ve got a deli near me that had an excellent beer selection but the problem was, they simply brought in too much product. Everything in there is refrigerated (yay!) but by now everything is way too old. A year or two ago, I went in and grabbed a six pack of Captain Lawrence IPA, took it home, cracked one and knew…

Demerara Five Spice Old Fashioneds are my jam. And when you garnish something with a star anise ringed by an orange peel, you get quite a lot of inquisitive looks.

Can you please tell me where this non-pumpkin paradise is?

Yes, as Drew noted, women still wear pajamas. I’ve got a pair of super comfy soft pajama pants that I wear around the house, but when it comes time for actual bed, nothing but boxers, because I am all that is man. Actually it’s because I’ll overheat like Rex Ryan during a preseason game.

Are you doing this all year round? And I’m guessing you live in or near Milwaukee? Kudos to you.

Don’t mean to be a downer, but currently all of the College QB’s are rated lower than Lamar Jackson, who went #32.

Joakim Noah for Jimmy Butler straight up, totally works in the trade machine.

I’ve got a best friend who keeps giving me novels that have been translated from Japanese and Chinese (he lived there for a few years). After about 30 pages of trying to keep everyone’s names straight it’s instant bed time. I don’t think I’ve made it past chapter 3 of any of those.

Maltitol, the turd burgler’s weapon of choice

Maltitol, the turd burgler’s weapon of choice

While I acknowledge your opinion, calling a fried runny egg gross also makes me sad in my soul.