NOT Ft. Worth! Only in the city of Dallas. FW cops are speed assholes.

Dallas. Hear me out. First, it's a car city. There's really no other way to get around. Second, gas is cheap and so is insurance for a large city. Third, DPD does precious little speed enforcement and almost none on the highways (state troopers on the Tollway can GTFAC). Fourth, and most important, is that…

Yikes! $29K after I checked the boxes I like.

5 NA Miatas!

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Bring back that dress!

OK, I guess. Look, I'll grant that it's better than the normal CL grammarcaust, but is it really that funny to ape Maddox?

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The 240 SX was fantastically overpriced.

Buzzkill!

Did anyone else read the car specs in a sexy female voice and become aroused?

B-Boy Bouillabaisse.

The Beastie Boys claim another victim.

That couldn't be a better review.

The man can write. Great story.

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Exactly. Of course, I'm not kicking myself harder than '60s race teams that used to just give away race cars once they went obsolete.

I swear there were running 356s in decent shape for under $20K back in the late '80s. Why, why did I not buy one then?!

Solid.