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Those bastards! Now how am I going to see results of qualifying and the race?!

Looks like a Rally Fighter dog humped a Gallardo.

I will now eat an Irish baby in honor of Mr. Alzayani's superb letter.

Hochtaunuskreis, Hesse - A 4-car pile up on the E 41 was caused by a new police vehicle losing control. Only minor injuries were reported from the accident with all involved being treated at the scene and released. The accident was something of a double embarrassment for the Hesse police forces after their…

shnitzengruben!

McQueenesque.

Like a fat chick who's amazing in bed.

Lifehacker says you can save a lot of money doing these repairs yourself.

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I'm pretty sure we already have the role of Murdoch cast.

Exactly right. It was the opposite of worth a read. Is his point that he wants the Mustang to be more "European?" What does that mean in this context? And he thinks the SVO is the closest thing to a sports car? 1) Does he know what a sports car is, 2) has he never heard of Shelby or the CS edition Stangs, and 3)…

You're still a national treasure.

I don't see anything connected to the funny bone.

"Nice looking, friendly. Not too dark. Spunky, likes his oatmeal lumpy. Will work with a MAJOR COMEDIAN."

I don't honestly know, but I doubt that Acura drafted the casting call.

Ninja edit! Can't wait to hear Acura's explanation (blame shifting).

Bandwagon? Didn't MB start this trend with the CLS?

How did I miss this? Superb. Definite COTY candidate.