I am all about simple, understated looks. Sleeper car is the best car.

What, you don’t like the car’s tramp stamp?

The Valvoline in my town does a great job with oil changes. They do 100 a week. However, you don’t ask your one trick pony to do another trick.

Hey! Who wants an Orange Whip? *points at dwaynespeaksjive* Orange Whip? *points at Ash78* Orange Whip?

Gearhead here: Never even paid attention to fuel economy numbers.
If it needs more gas or diesel, I put more in the tank.

Fifth? Hahahahahaha! Hopefully it has four cogs. Also, it’s just resting against the console there. That’s a lot of work hauling around a Porsche all day!

It’s not how fast you can go. It’s how little you have to slow down. :)

It may be rare and low mileage, but at the end of the day it’s still an 80s Isuzu SUV. I’ve already been to that Rodeo, twice, don’t much fancy a third time.

If you want $40k for an uncommon version of a very common Mustang, sell it at Barrett Jackson. Craigslist is not where the sale of vehicles like this belong.

Also, I hate that steering wheel. I’d rather have a clean Fox for whatever percentage less of the price and capability than to stare at that thing every day.

Plus…

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

but the over 60mph wobble from SAAB 3 spokes is a classic SAAB feature! How else would you know you’re going 60! Who needs cruise control on a 55mph road, you just push on the gas util the whole car shakes and then let off slightly. BAM instant cruise control. :)

You’re boring

I think there’d be open revolt in Auburn Hills if they had to get tied up with the Germans again. That worked out so well last time.

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

Somebody had one when I lived at the coast (Wrightsville beach), not sure what they’d rigged it onto but it was awesome!

I love any kind of cartrucks, especially little convertibles, and one day will own the baddest ass 4×4 Karman ghia that ever hooned

Street racing on deserted road is one thing, but with traffic involved, plainly stupid.

Sorry, that car is seriously ugly. Acknowledging how many people must have had to sign off on it before it was built, that some people bought them and continue to drive them is far more notable than the year a blog that shoots from the hip mentions in passing.

Gonna have to revoke your Jalop Card, Máté. We LOVE bad decisions.