nah uh. Jay was pregnant with Jen's baby. Think about it guys.

I believe there were notes in the police file that another friend told them she had seen Hae by the gym around three.

To me, the state having the burden of proof is one of the cornerstones of American justice. Like, innocent until proven guilty is one of the most important rights we as Americans have. Without it, people could be jailed or executed for just about anything, just because the state wants it so.

there is literally nothing more hipster than getting pissy because something you like is now popular.

So the zit defense is a thing now?

I wonder if this is some sort of rationalization technique people use to make themselves feel safer. Wanting to believe that there must've been a reason because it's just too frightening to think that a cop can murder without cause and get away with it.

I had a similar experience. I shimmied under the fence with some boy cousins and had amazing adventures in a pasture. I came back in the house and was telling my mom and dad about it when moms uncle chimed in "you can't be back there in that field"

this kid is after my own heart. I had the SAME REACTION a few months ago in toys r us

fun fact: my code word for handjob is "an old fashioned."

I know I'm supposed to snark on this, but all I could think was how great Fergie looked. Her outfits are a train wreck, don't get me wrong, but she looks lovely.

When given the choice, also go with a tiara of violence and stupidity.

Well, to be fair, the woman is already dead. And that's horrible and awful, but her poor son has to live the rest of his life with the memory of finding his mother dead.

I'd watch the shit outta that shit.

For what it's worth, "the crown jewel in a very busy tiara of violence and stupidity" is one of the best things I've read in a long time.

You'll get no argument from me on that. I work in the child welfare system, so I'm all too familiar with how awful people can be.

People can be both great and awful at the same time. I'm sure June DOES love her kids. She didn't allow her daughter to be molested because she hated her, but because she herself is damaged. It's really sad all around.

Oh shut the fuck up already.

THIS

I'm not sure if that's how it works in your state, but here in California, we have separate juvenile dependency and criminal courts. The burden of proof is lower for removal of a child than it is to arrest and convict someone of child endangerment. Our courts just need to find that there's a substantial risk to the…

and now my childhood is crying.