SEXY EEYORE? That's so bad that it's almost good.

I could almost guarantee that whatever the Georgia version of CPS will be watching this very closely. Here in California, a child can be removed for a "failure to protect" allegation. They would have to prove though that one of the children is in "imminent danger" of being harmed in order to be removed. I wonder if…

And "sucks about that Science camp you wanted to go to and that teacher you liked and all your friends but I CAN PAINT IN A CHURCH!" Suck it up, Michael!

I'm 2 pages in (my library had the ebook available, YAY!) and I already deeply hate the mother. "Oh, for heaven's sake, Michael. You're 10 years old. Act like it!" Biiiiitch

I'm going to need a video of a pooch doing dog Pilates. FOR SCIENCE.

I don't feel that "beating" a child is ever an appropriate response. Ever.

My problem with the whole "basic bitch" thing is that I DO think it's sexist. And not just towards white women (that's a little crazy) but towards all women. It's yet another way to categorize women. Also, it's just juvenile. Like, who gives a fuck if some chick likes leggings and lattes?

For all interested, I've just started reading this book (thanks local library) and it's FANTASTIC. I highly recommend it.

Oooh a thesis on the Civil War? Tell me more, tell me more!

I literally just posted this same thing to my facebook. :)

Isn't it just a problem with being female? We always have to be better than the men, and take twice as much shit.

I'll tell you though, my mom and I went on a Civil War history road trip last year, and every old guy history buff we talked to was SUPER STOKED that two women from California were interested in the Civil War.

I don't know, that looked creepy as fuck. I don't think the guy was being a dick. if I came across a naked guy in a creek asking for help I would sure as he'll ask him a bunch of questions before getting too close.

I like to sing to my cocker mix, Cpt. Rhett Butler. One of my favorites, to the tune of "I'm Sexy and I know it"

Little ditty, bout Pug and Diaaaaane.

I can just close down the internet now, because this is literally THE BEST THING ON IT

There is literally nothing that gives me the creepy crawlies more than seeing a Ouija board at a thrift store. Nope nope NOPITY NOPE NOPE

I'm going to play devil's advocate here and speculate that this is a performance art piece. Didn't she originally say that she had gotten the 3rd breast as a way to stop unwanted attention from men? And now there's the thing where she publicly shamed a man for sexually assaulting her...I dunno. Maybe she's like this…

His actions shouldn't be "understandable" to you at all, whether it was an hour or a day in which his message went unanswered. There was no cause for him to flip out and threaten violence.

My story is the second one posted here. I didn't leave that dude hanging or ignore him. The time lapse between him asking me out for a drink and his follow up message scolding me for my impoliteness was LESS THAN AN HOUR. Seriously, it took less than 60 minutes, in the middle of work day no less, for him to completely…