Do you know how hard he jerked off after this confrontation? (sorry, everyone, but it’s probably true)

If that save was the truth, the Russian will be punished.

I think her shirt/skirt combination fucked up his eyesight.

Fucking shit.

Well, it was 5-0. I think they did.

I just assumed his home country World Cup started in June.

Well the code is due at 2:30 and the product marketing meeting goes until 4:00, so we’ll get out of the office just in time to walk past the Raider fans’ riot.

It’s another way of saying Westbrook is the cat’s pajamas.

Unfortunate Vegas player diagnosed with.....Snake Eyes.

OF COURSE he’s going to the Galaxy.

Except you can see all five fingers.

How the fuck are they going to support 48 teams in Morocco?

To self, “Please don’t be the A’s. Please don’t be the A’s. Please don’t....GOD DAMMIT.”

Seriously, it looks like he’s going to end up underneath the train.

Well, you’re probably slightly more dedicated to your job, so good on you!

But is he Fancy?

Joke’s on you. I’m teaching MYSELF this lesson right now.

OR....

I can imagine his supporters describing his self-glorifying actions saying, “For those, about Torok, we salute you.”

As a lifetime A’s fan, I love the Coliseum in the “it’s a dump but it’s OUR dump” kind of way. For me, as a non-Oakland resident, I love the accessibility of the Coli site via freeway or BART. Having that enormous site all to themselves...there’s gotta be a way to develop it in a profitable and fan-friendly way. An…