“Young Man Takes Shit While Reading...”

...from the top of a burning RV.

I think you’ve Hatched yourself an idea.

I’m sure the Bills Mafia was rightfully outraged. Every Buffalo fan knows you should give YOURSELF a concussion.

So the guy who drank poison in court...maybe he was onto something.

I’m no fool, no siree.

Skims, probably.

If I remember correctly, he was going to overturn the existing ban, then decided to shelve it due to the overwhelming outcry. So he didn’t really DO anything, he just stopped himself from doing the exact WRONG thing, with the result being nothing. Do I have that right?

Concrete? Now I see where the Veterans Stadium field ended up.

How many runs in an inning?

In that case, giving the trophy back meant a one-way ticket to Slovenia.

Huh, I had no idea. Thank you, sir (or unfortunately-named madam).

All those unoccupied red seats reminded me of the 49ers.

One thing’s for sure, they weren’t Finnished.

I was with you until “Clipper’s”

I’m convinced we’ll get put in Russia’s group and during the game the camera will show Putin giving instructions to a team of guys with Twitter & Facebook on their browser.

*Governors

Slavomir Rawicz believes her.

Who’s Then?!?

Probably the same reason Bret Michaels never takes off his headscarf.