Sharketti never expected to be in THESE muddy waters.

Everyone go home. Let’s all try to be funny tomorrow, but today has been decided.

As owner of the LA Rams, Kroenke is quite familiar with his team being drowned out by thousands of visiting fans.

The A’s have gone through a painstakingly long process of reviewing all of their options, including the lawsuit to try and get permission to move to downtown SJ, to Fremont and with at least three locations in Oakland proper. PLUS, the city had to show equal-ish love to both the Raiders and A’s as they reviewed…

But wait, the husband passed out in the parking lot and never entered the stadium!

The Rex Ryan Lock of the Week will be appointment viewing.

Orange too, right? Can you please put this Fox & Friends to alert the President?

I’m disgusted. Here’s your star.

I remember the days when Chuck Knoblauch used to say this about 2nd base.

That Washington lineman would be dead from exhaustion after that play.

“What were they stealing?” “ANDES NUTS!”

They should have the race and while the swimmer is catching up they should pipe in the Jaws theme. COMPELLING!

And with David Letterman!

You only use that if you’re cousins.

I don’t know why the increase is so dramatic, but $80 for a lifetime pass is still pretty good.

No, Grandpa, I don’t want you to reenact the day Mom was born.

Don Baylor approaches the pearly gates.

Actually, that creeper all over your boobs is me.

Mayweather already has a bazillion dollars and has carefully crafted his career to keep that 0 at the end of 49-0. I don’t see why he’d ruin it for just another (albeit enormous) payday.

Nest is how I’d describe that shaggy pillow in the pic.