If you’re just going list bands randomly, why number them?

Sounds about right for Frank Underwood’s hometown.

“Long live the smallball.”

And Nancy. Duh.

That’s awful

I think he’s using this as a premise to go to war and plunder her natural resources...namely her beautiful, luscious hair.

THAT should be the bracket he fills out every March.

I don’t follow hockey very closely. I’m just now learning this man is the closest reality to the Russian player I made up, Evgeni Kutcherkokov.

He’s a Contact hitter.

“I’m being traded to the Orioles?”

Outstanding. Thank you! 

Real question: With the scarcity of mainstream American sports teams up for sale, there aren’t any rich people who’d love to live out their FIFA dreams and buy a team for a fraction of, say, an NHL franchise?

At this point I’m thankful it’s ONLY passive-aggressive notes.

His wife’s pregnant. Of course his balls go deep.

Still better than San Jose Clash and Tampa Bay Mutiny!

Worked for Luis Suarez!

I live in San Jose...can you read me this story again, so I can dream about it tonight?

Wouldn’t we all?

The Blues already beat the Sharks. They don’t need to become them.

Why is this news? Are we getting broken up and sold for parts?