Hello, Graydon Carter!

Don’t tell me he gets signed before Kaepernick.

To be earth friendly, they use the tail as the mortarboard tassle and ivory for the class rings.

Can’t wait to see the exciting prospects they get for him after he develops!

He was trucked by a deer, but could he dodge a ram?

STRENGTH! STAMINA! Next opponent...Romania! God Dammit I spent a lot of money playing that at my local 7-11.

Give it a week.

Trump would never snitch on her. She’s too attractive.

Dedicated BART stop and two freeway offramps. The problem is that it’s in a location that no one would go to outside of a sporting event, i.e. not downtown, not by a body of water, etc. Awesome tailgating though! Can’t wait to see what they decide to do with it. They’re the same ownership that built Avaya Stadium…

Yes. There’s a great blog about it (I’m totally unaffiliated btw, www.newballpark.org). Long story short: Both A’s and Raiders wanted Coliseum site control to redevelop. A’s willing to pay for 90% of their ballpark. Raiders obvs not. They won’t come out and say it, but this is a GREAT development for the A’s, who will…

Yep, for the stadium improvements that made the baseball configuration exponentially shittier.

Give your letterman jacket to your kid so they can wear it around school. 1. Cool throwback for the kid. 2. Single/divorced moms know you were once a varsity athlete. *wink* *fingergun*

TMZ Sports is looking for office space now.

Right. Say Cincinnati’s play earns an equivalent of a 4-seed and San Diego State earns a 6-seed. But the 4s play in a pod in Phoenix and the 6s play in Columbus. He’s saying the committee might reverse them so both teams play closer to home (to sell more tickets). Meanwhile, another team that was supposed to be a 9…

Cucumbers admire his poise.

Rex Ryan would like a closer review.

But seriously, what’s it like being America’s Hat?

I heard recently that one of the Kim Jongs is VERY Il.

The 7 year-old is obviously a paid protester. This is a clear violation of child labor laws and the reason why...we shouldn’t have child labor laws.

Yankees beat writers or bit characters on Seinfeld?