I’m not as big of a hockey fan as I was in the mid-90s, but damn that video MAKES ME WANT TO SKATE THROUGH A BRICK WALL.

I’ll bet he’d have a bloody sock an hour into it.

Jesus was DEFINITELY the last one shown during the In Memoriam montages in early 35.

PERVERT, OMG

You made me realize I was left off the roster too. I just felt a twinge of loneliness.

That kid’s worried the Yankees won’t win the World Series in his lifetime.

Check out the Crying Jordoni.

China’s Scott Sterling!

Are you SURE it’s not a Navajo Whirling Log?

“We don’t want any slapdick presidents out there. This is not a slapdick election.”

So the Niners are at home and (in theory) wearing the gold? Can’t they wear all red and be close to their normal unis? And God Help us, Gold vs. Yellow? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??!?

Sir, you’re gonna have to Leaf your car there.

I Can’t Get Enuff of this joke!

That’s a cold shot.

“$10.”

A’s, Packers, Celtics and Bruins? Drew, your ugly uniform choices just gave Paul Lukas an aneurysm.

Yet the shortstop wasn’t called for a flagrant out...I think we all know why.

Neither is Raysism.

As an American, I’m ashamed of my fellow citizens...

That’s INXS of what I’d want to experience.