One person’s opinion:

I submit Alex Morgan’s late go-ahead goal in the Women’s World Cup Final...she was America’s sweetheart for all of 10 minutes.

Those thumbs tho

Sepp Blatter approves of the shorter, tighter shorts.

If you’re going as Darth Vader while using Kylo Ren’s lightsaber, you WILL get called out.

I knew he was a dick the moment he agreed to punch someone named Ashley.

Looks like I need to get into the Egyptian baby nail business.

Report: Jim Tomsula repurposed the scout’s draft binder as an umbrella.

Based on my interpretation of celebrity, mine includes some of the Moms at my kids’ school.

And he plays the part so well!

I thought it was Andy Samberg in Fever Pitch II: New York Nights.

Just go with Jane *unpronounceable symbol*

Coincidence that these started right after the Hogan verdict?

Take a gander at this kid.

Don’t forget the confidence of wearing a salmon-colored shirt. His future girlfriends will be 9s and 10s.

You can’t discount his story.

“How’d you find out she was a Madrid fan?”

I think we can safely describe them as the Detroit Lions of the Premier League, not that I really thought it through. Better examples? New York Yankees of the 1980s?

Too late! Brand new publicly-funded arena is on its way. They’ve guaranteed Central Valley craptasticness for decades to come.

“Watch out for that tarp!”