Yann canned/hook.

But Orlando is!

33. Isn’t there one on the Las Vegas Strip?

The NBAtv graphics guy was very clear about whether he would or wouldn’t.

“Arsenalling” - The great thing about the Internet is that it allows us to peek into the tortured psyches of fanbases in different countries. Same self-loathing pain, slightly different verbiage.

Was the nanny hot? That’s really all we want to know.

I heard they were sports refugees from Cleveland.

Holy shit you’re going to Hell. And obviously, +1

Vehemently disagrees:

When his name is announced, they should sit silently and hold up newspapers, high school-style.

Disagree, but funny is funny.

“From the initial list of candidates, all of whom sound like Carmen Sandiego villains, “

The only Newcastle match I’ve ever seen...2001(?) FA Cup Quarterfinals at Highbury. 2-nil Arsenal within 10 minutes. Oh well. Great experience.

In the early 90s I decided to adopt an English team. I didn’t want to jump on a bandwagon and I love Newcastle beer, so Newcastle United it is! And guess what assholes, YOU STILL CAN’T ACCUSE ME OF RIDING A WINNING TEAM’S COATTAILS! SO SUCK IT!

If you want to finish a half or full or ultramarathon, you absolutely can. Not saying you SHOULD, but you can!

“11-1, that’s all anybody cares about,”

Scottie Pippen babysits his wad of dough every time he goes to a restaurant.

Well hey, it works for cops with unarmed suspects.

More like 8 or 9 people.

John Travolta’s career after Pulp Fiction letters