This font really needs hearts on the dotted ‘i’.

They cancelled an A’s game at the O.co for the bigger money Girl Scouts event.

Holy shit! God Bless you, sir.

They can probably get San Francisco City Hall to pay for it.

HuffPo will not offer cash, but will offer EXPOSURE!

OR, city representatives could do their fucking jobs and negotiate a deal in the best interest of the city.

They learned this from Peyton Manning in the Pittsburgh game.

Clever to add a photo of him and Neil Degrasse Tyson.

You reeled me in with ‘rainbow suspenders’

At least in Buffalo they would have powerslammed a friend through the overturned toilet...and promptly resumed drinking.

They designed it as a matter of Guay Pride.

It would take Christian McCaffrey all of 11 seconds to knock that shit off.

I would have guessed Butch Davis.

It’s not a job, Darren, it’s YOB. YOUR. OWN. BUSINESS.

Five years ago, the principal declared his school unfit to play in (to be fair, the cafeteria roof deflated and needed significant repairs), and threatened to move his children to Los Angeles unless the parents paid for a brand new school and forego all future revenue from the bake sales, walk-a-thons and school plays…

Ironically, that’s called a 2-point conversion.

Rex says things like, “We’re not a slapdick team.” So we give him a pass based on entertainment value.”

The Warriors are working hard to move near AT&T Park. They have a ton of support and opposition isn’t particularly strong.

Yep, attendance is a legit argument, but remember that the Giants drew horribly at Candlestick and AT&T raised the bar extremely high for the casual fan. The Giants also blocked the A’s in their quest to move to San Jose, and the best location to build in Oakland is still the Coliseum...yet the A’s really can’t do…

The A’s don’t deserve a stadium. They’re willing to build one largely without public money.