She has a little slate with a countdown of days on it in that purse.

Melania has been binge watching episodes of Dynasty.

Melania has such shallow taste in clothes: she always looks like she’s dressed as Vogue for Halloween. There’s no personality, style, verve, je ne sais  quoi. Just a sad tacky rich lady in paper doll outfits. She looks fucking ridiculous.

I’d say Rand Paul is full of shit, but he’s had it beaten out of him.

The Heir, The Spare, and the Piece of Flair.

To be fair, some people make a hobby out of being shitty about other people’s hobbies, so I think talking about royal babies is pretty innocuous.

George is going to spend his adult life barely surviving a strange series of “accidents.”

Charlotte, meanwhile, would like everyone to know that her star power remains undimmed absolute.

Charlotte is her grandma all over again.

Oh, another one? Must be a day ending in y. I don’t even blink anymore when I hear about them.

Stone has Nixon’s face tattooed on his back. No joke.

Because Cohen and Stone know where “the bodies are buried” re: Russia.

Have you seen Stone’s forehead? I’m afraid of that.

Same reason he’s afraid of Putin: Roger Stone got Trump involved in something nasty and the threat of Trump being exposed for it is being held over his head.

My daughter’s school has a class that all seniors take called “Participation in Government”. (It’s referred to as PIG. Take that for what it’s worth.) As part of PIG, they are required to do community service, and essentially it’s free labor for the local town, with the town using the kids to help run events like the…

The cruelty of the method is the Nazi behavior. But of course you know that, and your question is deliberately obtuse bullshit.

A lot of people have to die before this kid becomes the monarch.

Trefoils are underrated. I’ve honestly never been that into Samoas/Carmel-de-lites. This year I bought a box of the S’mores cookies with the marshmallow and couldn’t make it through the box.

Samoas are well and good until they get stuck in your teeth for what feels like twenty years.