Technically, he is still on active duty as a Lieutenant General in the U.S. Army. The Senate had to have a special vote to that effect.

I have been saying this for a while about Pence. He’s dirty. Why do I think that? Because if he weren’t, the GOP would have no prob pushing trump to the curb because the agenda would be the same, only more consistent and w/o the risk of a tweet storm leading to Armageddon. Yup. Something in pence’s closet and it’s…

Bribe him with fish fill-ettes.

Eric is like one of those children in Sparta that doesn’t pass muster and gets cast out as a baby, but then grows up and wants to join the army. He can shank, but he can’t hold his shield up to block a counter-shank.

No, you have to assume that Jared believed Eric is capable of shanking him.

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.

Next, Trump announces new bill: all salads must be 90% crouton

This is a stupid take. Alec refuses to learn anything new so your argument rings hollow here. Take a seat.

Are they posting guards around them 24 hours a day? Burn those shits down.

I have been reminding Pence and the morons that distill his swill that you can’t wring one set of hands over a stranger’s fetus while raising another set in impotent rage when someone talks about gun control.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well-known is this: “The number one rule of social media is don’t get into a spat with someone who grew up with social media.

Outlawing abortion does not make it go away.

There’s not a lot of complex thought involved. It’s basically this: Thing A triggers me and I blame People 1. I am the opposite of People 1, so the opposite of Thing A must trigger them.

I have heard of your Lt Governor - I am sure he was a guest on Pod Save America/Lovett or Leave It when they were on tour! He was fantastic as a panelist.

Rosemary’s Filter. “His eyes! What have you done to his eyes?!” “It’s a Snapchat filter, and his father is Satan.”

The 71 year old baby’s body language was classic.

I literally cannot tell what that baby looks like.

Why no picture - or even link to - Pippi, the only story of interest in this dirtbag?

Really Kim K? You used a beauty filter and mouse ears on the face of your six week old BABY? I can’t even. . .

I mean, they guy isn’t perfect, but I felt OK about voting for Inslee. And WA loves its guns, so good on him.