Yogurt what you pay for.

Oh shut the fuck up, cuntface.

Same. What counts as progress in 2018 is a yogurt story that doesn’t involve an Alex Jones conspiracy theory.

Hey, I thought HamNo covered the yogurt beat for gawker/giz media.

He also has TGIF on his shoes.

I know he wouldn’t care or know anything about mental institutions, but I think it needs to be said anyways (in case anyone doesn’t know): The history of mental institutions is utterly horrific, and even modern mental health “facilities” have problems with neglect and abuse, in addition to being notoriously…

I’d write a bad check

Much like the metric system, I fear that measuring things in Jennifer Lawrences will never catch on in America.

Yep, if you don’t know the ideological goal of the mass murderer, it isn’t terrorism. If you shoot up a school because you wanted to shoot up a school, not terrorism. If you shoot up a school to and say it was because you hate the globalist government and want to make a statement, terrorism. Things aren’t terrorism…

Ancient Roman infrastructure is currently in better shape than most modern American infrastructure.

yeah but.....

Didn’t he also bring both his wife and mistress on a vacation once?

Daft Punk looks horrible in snakeskin.

His motive could be self-interest, should the plantiffs succeed in the Fyre Fest lawsuit Ja Rule may be a future NYCHA resident

Patriotism and religion kinda exist in a similar head space. So if you wouldn’t sing Ave Maria at funeral like that than it’s probably best not to sing the national anthem like that. The breathy Marilyn Monroe style choice is an odd.

This little asshole needs to go the fuck away.

That is one of the four major original reasons, and probably the second biggest one. It goes roughly like this:

I suspect formal *black* late maternity wear is also rarer than hen’s teeth.

Who knew the BAFTAs were doing a Time’s Up theme, too? I didn’t. Maybe the Brits did... but how far in advance? Maybe Kate/her stylist just thought it was something Hollywood was doing, until it was too late and she wasn’t left with any good options? Even with a stylist, she would have to pick from the options the…

The man’s been adopting whatever opinion gets him the most attention for so long, that he’s completely forgotten (if he ever knew) how to have one of his own.