Apropos of nothing but trump really does have small ass hands

OMG. I’m not grey!

Fuuuuuck that is powerful. All the love to her, and to all of us with similar stories ❤

Free tuition is a huge amount of real dollars.

The GOP is in full control of the legislative branch of government. It is there fault. What is wrong with these people? It’s trending on twitter as #SchumerShutdown. The GOP has become a party completely devoid of empathy and reason. i

My 3 year old rewrote the lyrics to Row, Row, Row Your Boat and I thought I’d share.

I was sick with the flu last week, and then I had a sinus infection this week. I finally got over that, and my body has decided to give me my period five days early. I am cramping like a mf, and the mountain of laundry is not going to do itself. Ugh. Periods suck.

False: They do what their lawyers tell them to.

And yet the Huffington Post article shows the very clause he was referring to at the bottom of their article. And lets be clear, he doesn’t review contracts, he is told what’s in them by his representation.

Top-tier shitpost. Good on you.

And while it’s probably the least stupid, horrible thing to come out of that tweet, I am still kind of triggered that we elected an idiot that doesn’t know the difference between ‘past’ and ‘passed.’ Remember when we all laughed at Dan Quayle because he didn’t know how to spell ‘potato?’ Good times.

He’s more fun because he has less pressure. He’s further down the line of succession.

I’m not religious in the slightest. However, if we get this entire Second Coming scenario. Maaan, Jesus would be pissed. Someone really missed the boat on the “Love one another” statement.

Poor doggo, but for a minute I thought you were talking about Chunk from Goonies.

Dont let these people fool you. They arent ignorant. They are trying to sell you a line about what they believe but what they really believe is exactly the agenda these sociopaths in the Whitehouse are executing.

I couldn’t get through 1.5.

Yeah, I disagree with the author here that we should read them all. It’s nothing we haven’t seen a million times before from the average GOP voter - completely uninformed bullshit backed by the confidence that only being completely ignorant can give someone.

On the one hand, I think Katie Couric is full of shit. But, also, she was there before Matt Lauer and he came on as her new co-host. I’m sure the power dynamic with her than it was with her replacements. After she left he was undeniably the lead.

So the children on Medicaid are going to work at Bevin’s family business that he used public funds to keep afloat? The disabled, the terminally ill, etc?

Her hair may do that naturally. When my hair is that length, that’s exactly what it does, my texture seems similar to this child’s.... Annoying when I want it to do other stuff.