See, I read that and thought, So Fareed is single now.

J Lo is not human. Any day now someone will get a DNA sample and prove to the world what many of us already know.

He has the same scary AF black eyes as Robert Durst.

Same way they don't understand the bible.

They applauded the question of owning the libs. There's no mention of applause for her advice.

She’s enabling 45 and the kids are emulating 45.

Wait, are you being serious?

Period poverty is real and not just in India. I’m so happy for the women in India.

Gawd, I don't know what a soundcloud rapper is. 

How are there numbers in his name? I mean, how is it even pronounced? This guy is Francis as far as I'm concerned.

Probably breathe in the sweet aroma and the hit the gym.

I keep seeing this guy’s picture (btw can we stop) and I have no idea who he is. I know I’m officially old but I keep up. The only stories I’ve seen have nothing to do with his career.

He is a very handsome guy. 13/10

Posted “about”. You have been selfishly depriving us of photos of his cuteness. This is a gross violation of our kinja contract (that I just made up). You are hereby admonished, ADMONISHED. No further hoarding of the puppy pictures!

Wait a minute. You're been doing political posts for months but this is the first I've seen of your dog. Get Your Priorities Straight man!

I've already seen a tweet that the docs prove the FBI lied to the court to get the warrant.

I’ve been part of conversations about the difference between will and shall so I maybe I'm more sensitive to word choice. If the complaint is assault say assault, if the complaint is sexual assault say sexual assault. I work with contracts every day where each word needs to be specific so I'm willing to concede I may…

Are we assuming its a sexual assault complaint because the claim comes from a woman? I find it weird that the reporting is accused of “assault” but the headline says “sexual assault”. Don’t get me wrong, it’s probably a sexual assault complaint, but assault and sexual assault are 2 different crimes. #metoo has done a…

I didn't respond because it was just too stupid to comprehend.

I just can't.