German really does have a word for everything.

Have you seen his picture? I’m pretty sure he loves all food.

Wait, say what? Are people targeting us? How did I not know this?

I think ignoring Little Kimmy’s tantrums might be a good strategy. Unfortunately I doubt any of the village idiots currently ruining the country has the foresight to develop a strategy.

I’ve been hoping we’d do like the Romans and destroy all evidence of his existence.

These agents should be charged with child endangerment. It’s bad enough to do this to an adult but treating a child like this to the point that she needed to be hospitalized is bullshit.

I understand your choice and I’m glad you are able to make it. However, your baby is sooooo cute I want you to have more so I can look at the pictures.

I think Ryan’s cover was blown as a moderate with his access to health care bill.

The only way Ryan gets in is if 45 and Pence get the boot at the same time (unlikely) or Pence chooses Ryan for VP after 45 is gone and then Pence is kicked to the curb. Don’t spend time worrying about president Ryan.

High skilled doesn’t matter as much as being not white.

Please tell where this is from

My first thought from the photo before I even started reading was this guy looks like a recently discovered Nazi war criminal.

But they didn’t vote for their own needs. Idiots are too dumb to realize they voted to screw themselves

Well, that would probably work

How has this been missing from my life ?!! 

Qualifications are for communists

Don’t forget increasing involvement in Syria. He’s creating more refugees so he can tell them to fuck off too.

Kids like your student are a light in the darkness.

I’m convinced that Merkel could snap his neck if required.

The tweets have to be preserved regardless. However the president is exempt from the ethics rule.