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Shaheen Merhej
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My neighbor’s name is Neil Patel. Don’t be fooled, he drives an Avalon.

 I used to run this shop (briefly) in Brockton MA, and I was doing inspections one day and this little guy that looked like a 3/4 scale Tommy Lee impersonator came in asking for an inspection. 180,000 mile NSX in silver that he said he’s been daily driving for 5 years. Picked it up for beans because it was an

I got this.

Jeez there’s an awful lot of thought going into these. It’s not a stab at the outsourcing of jobs, and it’s not to say foreigners don’t make good cars. No political message about the Mustang here, I kinda just meant Canadian people have a reputation for being nice, and that particular car is quite clearly in Canada.

I was more talking about the Alberta Wheat Pool grain silo in the background but sure, that works too

The Mustang doesn’t look nice because it’s standing still. The Mustang looks nice because it’s Canadian.

Can you do Wranglers next?

That wrap is....Ghastly....

Am I the only one who read “banshee blanche” as “banshee blanshee”?

Tell this guy to take the bus, because he’s most certainly a douche bag.

Lancia hyena. Especially this one in beautiful-ugly green.

I JUST WORKED ON ONE OF THESE YESTERDAY! how weird is that. First time I ever saw one in person, what a piece of shit. Came in for a fuel door that wouldn’t open. The inside of the release button was stuck, I just pressed it a bunch and it started working fine. Lady didn’t even bother to ask about fixing the doors

This is my 22,000 mile 850 spider. You upended the door with one finger and one thumb, and if you lean on the door when it’s open it’s liable to snap a hinge pin.

Is that dude in Jim board’s picture vaping? Really? At a time like this?

I swear I am like two clicks away from signing up for this and starting production of a Jalopnik car here in New York City.

Very few things in life give me the same tactile pleasure of running a microfiber towel over a freshly waxed car

You should have said “the Nader of eighties blah blah blah”. Would’ve been more timely.

Lamborghini returns to its roots; those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

Doing a radiator or ac condenser on these suuuucks. Tucked so far forward it makes an Audi engine bay look well thought out.