“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

Be sure to read the part of the story where the client who referred Maples/Trump to this stylist threatened her for turning it down: “You’re messing with the President of the United States.”

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

I always respect a straight man who is like “I’m gonna enjoy what I want to enjoy, now hand me that bubble bath liquid and my interior decorating magazine.”

Also, and I’m only half joking here, since when have white men ever asked if they were welcome before barging in on something?

If she’d left it at the “shit happens” tweet and never mentioned it again, no one would care half as much.

I mean I’m sure there are women who do that but I was a shooter girl and bartender in two strip clubs and *not once* saw any other group than the giggling, bachelorette party type. I don’t think it’s because women aren’t naturally attracted to a man dancing/seducing her, it’s that the male strippers are the tribal…

And the bikini is ALWAYS WHITE. Don’t forget that.

Who ARE these fucken idiotic men? o_O

Having been an unpaid intern answering the phones at a Senator’s office before....

In a way it was good that they were arrested. That’s kind of the whole point of a sit in: to drive attention for an issue. The ideal result is that the target of your protest comes and has a come to Jesus moment, but that almost never happens. So the next best result is to get something that keeps your story in the…

All babies are fake, there’s no such thing as a real one.

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

With my advanced age, I have learned one big comforting thing: no one really gives a shit. Your family may give you some crap, your partner may get down on you, but in a world of 7.4 billion people, no one really cares. Do what makes you happy. Fuck up. The world loves fuck up stories because then they can feel…

She actually has a long history of gaining and losing a lot of weight.

Exactly this. “Blah blah she’s so old blah so selfish blah blah”... Ah, shove it. She has a metric fuckton of money and this is the time in her life where she has someone she loves enough to have a baby with - or a baby just for herself? You rock that infant, girl. Literally.

I feel like “very insightful” is some holiday generosity, but sure.