I’ve seen people bragging about paying cash for a used car, but defaulted on their CC card payment... This guy would have been richer (less poor) using the money to clear his CC and leasing a cheap car at low interest. But in his mind, he was doing the right thing because leasing a new car is more evil than not…

guyswhopayhigherinterest(orusemoneytobuyacarinsteadofinvestingandgettingagoodreturn)andmaitenanceandthinkhesdoingitrighbecausehesaves35%herebutlosehere,hereandalsoherebutcantseethewholepictureandisstillpisspoorandwonderwhy.org

He’s talking about the official EPA numbers, not that “one guy I know down the street that gets 65 mpg” guy.

richguywhobuysa20Kcar.com

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RED.

What? The orange and black dials are awesome you shut your dirty mouth.

There’s no video of it, because it happened in 1988-ish, but a kid in my high school flipped his Chevette by driving it sideways up a chain-link fence, because he was reaching for a dropped cigarette. Very low speed, the car just gently turtled itself. He was in the school parking lot, and classes facing the parking…

Clearly the minivan’s tire pressure was off by 0.5 psi.

Sadly, not likely:

The hubcap had me mid-bellow, but when the hydrant exploded I completely lost it.

Yeah we would. If it was Florida, a thousand meth-ed out clowns would have fallen out of the windows only to be eaten by alligators. 

Toyota. Watered to the Hydrant.

I mean...we probably would. Instead of calling it “sad and stupid”, we’d call it “Tuesday.”

Toyota: Let’s Go Places We Shouldn’t

Toyota driver, automated carwash. Obviously this person gave up on caring about life long ago. Probably a failed suicide attempt.

The biggest issue they have is raising the capital needed to expand to satisfy demand.

I think you want the GrandWagoneer.com guy, then, or perhaps some other customizers. Or DIY. As with so many other cars, people have been putting SBC’s in ‘em for ages -- but at various quality levels.

The day I can afford it I will buy a 2008 Cayman. I drew them when I was a kid, it’s pretty cool that they’re relatively affordable right now.

Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

Please turn in your jalopnik card and see yourself out.