It primary wasn’t fucking rigged. Just like the general wasn’t rigged. We apparently need to better realize that a large group of people exist outside the internet realm we spend our time and there are more of them.

Yes, more citizens should kindly step over siezing individuals, if for no other reason than to remain humble.

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

They enjoy being assholes. It’s that simple. There is no other explanation for this non-story.

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

Yep. Still a damn good in-game analyst though.

#what? #someonepleaseexplain

You cared about money enough to succeed, and it has failed to fulfill you, from the sound of it.

That’s not really a criticism; it’s just an easily answered question.

Do you know how much tickets to a Cubs game cost?

Wait you mean you were so eager to tell everyone how wrong someone who disagrees with you was, you didn’t get the basics of the story first? 2016 “journalism” in a nut shell.

You have never hung out with a baseball player.

I used to think like this until I had the opportunity to talk to a driver. Most people have no idea how much science goes into driving a race car. Drivers know a lot about physics, as well as being able to recognize what is going on with their car and how to diagnose and solve problems. Air pressure in tires, drag,…

That’s not that bad compared to this archived footage of him last year:

Last night someone on NBC asked, “Is this going to be what we remember about Ryan Lochte when we think back in 10 years?”

Stay still and don’t make any noise. Maybe the Gawker commenters won’t notice us when they’re dissolved and looking for a new home.

Seriously. “These kids.” Lochte is 32 fucking years old. Yes, he’s an idiot, but he’s a grown-ass idiot.

Health conscious eurotrash

Here we go again: