“A medal isn’t certain or anything, but there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

Ah, I came here expecting to see the usual Gawker disdain for all things midwest, but had to reach the comments to find a douchebag to fulfill it.

Part of my Sunday routine for a long time has been watching the Sports Reporters, and thus John has been a large part of that routine. He will be missed.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

Took the words outta my mouth. The guy is a good dude, not a druggie, not going around beating up women, and yet people bash on him constantly. So he wants to try baseball - so what? If the scouts think he’s terrible, no one signs him. Maybe someone takes a flyer on him to put some butts in the seats at a Single A…

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Are they going to yell POOOOOOOOP during the open water events?

Batting Average on Balls Into Penises?

I don’t really care about Joey Votto, but somebody has to tell me: What could “the Roe vs Wade of ________” possibly mean in this context? I am so curious but also horrified to find out.

What two things?

1) The Cowboys won’t release him.
2) They should release him.

Seems like very reasonable points of view, unless you are referring to the Cowboys fandom as one of the two things.

No.

I cannot fathom why you spent so much time writing his.

Is this the first time Carmelo has defended anybody?

No, because WNBA.

looked like a sagat tiger knee

Dirk is not worth his contract?

Well, then, you’re really fucking dumb.

You’re kidding me, right? You think Bob Walk is or should be a household name? Are you his nephew or something? I’d say 98% of non-Pirate fans never heard of him.

Black people don't tip. I like to think that I'm not a racist and I certainly haven't had any problems with people of any race, but I've been a server, bartender and a delivery boy in college and that's just the way it is. Even hiding behind a computer monitor I feel like a Klan wizard saying it, but I swear to god…