Don't worry, bro. None of this is canon.

What about special guest star Andrew WK?

Well, technically it's the final line to the movie Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, but yeah, I suppose that works too.

"I came up with a new game show idea recently. It's called 'The Old Game.' We got three old guys with loaded guns on stage. They look back on their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams…
"The winner…is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a…

It must be nice and toasty underneath that blanket statement of yours, huh?

Just fixed it, my bad. Thanks Lamashtar, and Winston Booth, you have my apologies.

Whooh boy, you certainly showed it to this Internet reviewer and the rest of his white, lib cocktail friends, Mr. Democratic Socialist.

Yeah, that's actually one of my biggest complaints so far: How they are handling the flashbacks. The airplane crash cuts back and forth while Danny is having…I don't know, psychic seizures?

I agree with you on the opening credits. I feel it was a missed opportunity to give it a green-and-yellow color scheme, but whatever.

Yeah, I wasn't anticipating Danny throwing down on these security guards; if anything, that brutal action might have been detrimental to his character. I still feel like that whole opening could have been handled a bit better though.

I can't quite tell if you're being sarcastic as a jab to the hysterics surrounding the show, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're sincere. In which case, you're argument here is explicitly why I never thought the casting was a big deal, though it certainly wouldn't be detrimental either. I mean,…

I would like to think we'll see more of that classic, rambunctious Danny Rand once the Defenders come into play, really as a mechanism to interact with his more somber teammates.

That's good to hear, as I had the same initial impressions about him. I'm half-way through episode 2 at the moment.

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Yeah guys, let's not quarrel over these movies, you dumb fucking man-children. Both of these ubiquitous, well-received films are objectively terrible, as said by me and my broad, generic blanket statement, and are thus not worth contemplating, even though professional movie critics have done so in the past.

That is a good point. However, the first half of the curse is that Beast had to "learn to love" again himself, so it seems like he is done in on his goal to break the curse anyways.

Also, Jackie Chan totally needs a supporting role:
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One of my favorite YouTube reviewers Chris Stuckmann had great things to say about this movie. Then again, he had middling things to say about Kong: Skull Island, which I loved, so there you go.

I've heard numerous talking points since that movie's release how it supposedly undermines Cinderella's agency at the end, like how it's not even her but her animal sidekicks who prevent the Prince from walking away or something, but I've never sat down and seen it so I can't necessarily refute it.

From what I've been able to see with the footage, there seems to be a hesitance to give the animated side-characters big, expressive faces like in the original. Not sure why.